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RCI-SP.003.0567.001

Halloween Chili

Substitutions are in parenthesis. Best made during the last phase of the moon, if that is not possib

Prep15 min
Cook30 min
Total45 min
Servings4
Difficultyadvanced

Ingredients

  • ground goblin gizzards (ground beef 15% fat)
    pounds
  • eye of cyclops (onion)
    1 medium
  • x 15 oz can soft shelled beetles (kidney beans)
    1 unit
  • x 28 oz can blood of bat (V-8 juice)
    1 unit
  • puréed wasp (prepared mustard)
    teaspoon
  • common dried weed (oregano)
    ¼ teaspoon
  • red-tailed hawk toenails (crushed red pepper)
    1 dash
  • ground sumac blossom (chili powder)
    2 teaspoons
  • hemlock (honey or sugar)
    1 teaspoon
  • fresh grubs (sliced celery)
    ½ cup
  • eye of newt (pearled barley)
    1 tablespoon
  • dried maggots (uncooked rice)
    1 tablespoon
  • water from a stagnant pond (tap water)
    1 unit

Method

1
Prepare according to traditional method. (Directions were not provided in the legacy source.)